Dear Self

Dear Self..
I liked you much better when you didn't think there was a chance in the world of being pregnant.. There were no fake symptoms.. Your world didn't revolve around whether or not you could be pregnant.. In the less than 24 hours since it occured to you that there is a slight possibility you have now invented cramps, sore boobs (in fairness the boobs came first.. that is what triggered the thought), maybe fatigue.. STOP IT.. Go back to thinking there is NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD.. cuz that is what is realistic.
Thanks
M.S.L.